The joke’s on you - 50 Christmas Cracker gags to groan at
December 18th, 2007
I never expect too much from Christmas Crackers - a half-decent joke would be one thing, a half-decent gift another, and of course I rarely get them anyway as no matter whether I am pulling a cracker with a younger more excitable family member or a wily old timer, they always seem to want to win that little bit more - even if means grabbing the cracker about half-way up, or examining where the snap is before electing which way round to hold it. My fun then comes from trying to guess the answer to the corny jokes. This year I may cheat myself a little bit and gen up on these Christmas Cracker jokes in advance: here’s 50 of the best - or worst, depending on your point of view!
Here’s a sample to get you in the mood:
Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
If you’re feeling particularly keen - you can even make your own crackers too!
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1. karlisle » The joke&hellip | December 19th, 2007 at 8:16 am
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